Why Bibobytez?

Why Bibobytez? Bakit Bibobytez? Nganong Bibobytez?

Hmm. Bakit nga ba?

History

It all started at Silliman University when my classmates during our Com 16 class handled by our professor, Dr. Maria Cecilia Madroñal-Genove .We take turns naming the hell out of each other. Some pleasant to the ears...and others which are, well,  farfetched and downright disgusting. Then came the advertisement on a boy dancing around with a hotdog on his hand and doing the sort of wiggle-wiggle dance. "Bibo" was the term for that energetic kid, or so they thought. So they started teasing me with that name. Others don't really get it.

 "Why the hell is Francis connected with Bibo, its like Doraemon paired with Majinboo?! Wahaha"

And they always piss me off with that name until it gets too annoying on the point that I completely ignored the name-calling. While others got the picture of why Bibobytez. some of my classmates and dorm mates did not. Deconstructing it may explain something: Bibo, maybe because of the kid's physique and bytez because of my twisted imagination and demented ideas. Personally, I still don't know why I got that name. But I kind of liked it as time went by.

I don't really know why they named me that way. But god, I'm so opposite with that kid. Just to mention a few....

1. That kid dances a lot while I sleep most of the time.
2. The kid has a hotdog stick on his hand while I have an affinity for Bossings NO. 5 sauce+ Tempura. (With a little fire, I could perform the Dragon's Breath technique. O_O
3. He does the wiggle. I do the Yoga thing. I'll bet you 100 bucks I could get my feet to my neck.

And a lot more...I'm taking a break first, I've been using my feet as a mouse pad for an hour now/